The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
A GENTLEMAN'S WORD IS HIS BOND
I won't stand for this.
Ready... Go!
Get 'im, Sarge!
Go, Jason!
Hold it, you guys!
Well, well... Commander Star.
What brings you to our little pig-sty?
Why is the hallway and this room so filthy?!
What's filthy?
It's clean enough for us!
Are you kidding?
Master Sergeant Cryburn, what's the meaning of this?!
This violates article 11, section 32 of the UPSF regs...
...regarding crew sanitation maintenance!
Sorry, Commander, but we like it this way.
It's disgusting!
Hey, guys! Commander Neat-Freak doesn't like how we do things!
I don't believe it!
I never thought anyone could be that insolent and irresponsible!
For heaven's sake!
Whatcha doing, Yuriko?
What's it look like?
Jeez, you're in a bad mood.
Now I see. This isn’t just my personal problem anymore.
What? Clean up the whole Soyokaze and for 24 hours...
...do things by the book and act like gentlemen?
Captain, what's the big idea?
It's Commander Star's idea.
Nuts to that!
Look, all I want is for the crew to clean up this filthy ship...
...follow regulations, and act like gentlemen.
We're not kids, you know.
If you can't manage to do this, then you're worse than kids.
Oh, yeah?!
Am I wrong?
Anyhow, let's all get started on the cleanup right now.
Hold on a sec.
You still don't get it, Commander.
Get what?
You're too uptight! This isn't a girls' school!
We fight for a living, so quit bugging us about this!
Lieutenant Andressen, it's you who doesn't "get it."
That kind of egotistical logic doesn't work in the military!
What?!
Now calm down. Let's be reasonable. Okay?
All right, then how about this?
We'll settle things with a challenge.
A challenge?
Yeah. If the commander wins, we'll do what she says.
And if we win, things stay the same.
Well, Captain?
Hmm...
I'm not sure if a challenge is the best way...
...to make such an important decision.
What do you guys say?
We'll go along with it.
Just have to make everything a bet, don't you?
All right. Name your challenge.
How about arm-wrestling me?
Okay, I accept.
You're sure about this?
You made this ridiculous challenge...
...because you never had any intention of obeying me.
Well, I'm going to make sure you all do!
I like your spirit! I'll handicap you if you want.
No, thank you.
You really are a little fireball, aren't you?
Ready... Go!
Go get her, Andressen!
I win, Lieutenant. Now keep your promise.
Well, Captain? Will you make it a direct order?
S-s-sure thing. Captain's orders. Okay.
I feel really sorry for you, Andressen.
Oh, well. You only have to do it for 24 hours.
You, too, Captain.
Huh? Me, too? Why?
Oh, didn't I say? ALL crew members have to do this.
You mean?
Nice design, isn't it?
It looks ancient.
Is it accurate?
I guarantee it.
It's set to sound a siren in exactly 24 hours.
All right, Captain?
I gave my word. Okay, start it.
Do we do it?
We promised.
No choice then. Let's start cleaning.
I used to use this hourglass to see how long I could stay on the wagon.
Of course, it never worked.
Well, time to get back on the wagon.
No drinking or smoking while on duty.
Even surgeons have to follow the rules.
Well, I'd better go see how everyone's doing.
Captain, where are you going?
To check on the others, too.
Captain!
A proper captain is dignified and always ready for the next battle!
Like the expression "steady as a mountain!"
Steady as a mountain, huh?
The Soyokaze crew I know would sooner die than do this!
Everyone's changed completely!
How do I report this to Captain Dom?
Wow! It's so clean now!
THIS is the Soyokaze?!
This is great!
I hope it stays this way longer than 24 hours.
Captain!
Commander Star, you've completely transformed this ship.
It's all thanks to the rules which you laid down.
Well, I'M not happy!
Oh, God, what I wouldn't do for a drink!
What do we do with all this garbage?
Energy reaction 0.64 light seconds ahead, bearing to port!
It's a Raalgon fleet!
A total of 14 ships! 1 cruiser and 13 destroyers!
Evasive action impossible!
Captain!
The Soyokaze by itself can't handle that many!
We have to gain distance and buy as much time as possible!
Captain!
CAPTAIN!
As steady as a mountain...
We stay.
You're not going to surrender again, are you?
A mountain neither runs nor hides!
Now, then, shall we get ready?
Oh, Mr. Yamamoto?
Captain... Are you serious?
We have caught up with the enemy destroyer.
Captain Dom! The enemy vessel has shut down its engines!
What?
Any change in its energy systems?
No, sir. Wha?!
What is this?!
Lieutenant, why the fireworks?
The captain ordered it. Commander, I think he's...
Forgive my delay.
Lt. Kim!
Y-yes, sir?!
Open a hotline to the enemy commander.
Aye, sir.
Dress whites?
So, he's prepared to go down with the Soyokaze!
What a valiant decision!
Is this really Tylor?
Captain! The enemy destroyer is hailing us.
Patch it through.
Your name, please?
Captain Justy Ueki Tylor of the UPSF destroyer Soyokaze.
This is Tylor?!
Forgive my not introducing myself.
Holy Raalgon Empire space fleet, 27th galactic frontier division.
66th special detached fleet.
Captain of the cruiser Doroume. Ru Baraba Dom.
Your kind introduction honors me.
Do you not feel as I do?
That our meeting like this, in the great vastness of space...
...in the eternal flow of time, is somehow not accidental?
I quite agree, sir.
It is indeed a pleasure and a privilege to meet Captain Tylor...
...whose exploits have carried his name to us as well.
I'm honored that you know my name.
Now, what may I do for you?
We wish to prepare ourselves to fight for our lives.
Magnificent! He's completely changed!
He doesn't fear death even in his final moments!
Captain Tylor! You are what every soldier should be!
Therefore, before our battle commences, may we have some time?
As you wish. I am impressed by...
...the sparkling, polished look of the Soyokaze...
...and by the valiance of its captain's crew.
Please, you flatter me.
Very well. In one hour, all my ships will launch flares.
I am truly grateful that you have granted our request.
Until then, we will both prepare as best we can...
...and then fight with all our strength when the flares are fired.
Yes. Until later, then.
But, on the Soyokaze is...
Captain Dom, the mood on board is strangely calm.
Almost as if...
As if they were prepared to die?
Yes, sir.
I see.
Captain Dom... May victory be yours.
I shall give the Soyokaze a fitting final battle.
This is the well-run Soyokaze I so wanted to see.
It's a shame we'll be dead soon, but it was worth it.
Captain!
Captain, the enemy fleet commander is hailing us.
Patch it through, please.
Captain Tylor, we still have some time until our battle.
Indeed.
Until then, I wish to share a drink with you.
So, the Raalgon Empire has this custom as well.
Will you join me?
Yes. With pleasure.
Here, sir!
Thank you, Mr. Yamamoto.
Captain!
I know. Nothing need be said.
Uh, mind if I joined you?
Doctor!
To our coming, glorious battle!
And to Ru Baraba Dom, young warrior of the Raalgon Empire.
And finally, to he whose name shall...
...be written in the war record of the Holy Raalgon Empire:
Captain Justy Ueki Tylor!
Cheers.
Oh, time's up.
That's the signal to attack. Shoot! Shoot for all you're worth!
Let's go!
Now! Fire!
All right! We've got them pinned down!
We can do what we want to them, guys!
Sensors off-line! Damage level unknown!
What the devil's going on?!
Shall we continue? Cheers!
Yum! Mr. Yamamoto, another glass, please.
The Soyokaze has withdrawn. Unable to track them.
Our fleet is surrounded by a large number of...
...unknown objects of enemy origin. We cannot move!
I really fell for it.
But that may have been the only way out of that situation.
"A talented captain builds a good crew..."
"...and a good crew brings out the captain's talents."
How true those words are.
Tylor won because of his skill in handling his men.
Maybe this is for the best.
I'd say it is.
There's really no connection between victory and rules, you know.
It's for the best.
Or is it?
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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